I got this from a friend of mine:
 
Perhaps someone can explain this more clearly! Same facts but opposite conclusions. Here's a set of thoughts comparing the overseas messes of the past decade or so and placing them in a somewhat clearer, but still confusing, light. I'm trying to get all this political stuff straightened out in my head so I'll know how to vote come November.
 
Right now, we have one guy saying one thing. Then the other guy says something else. Who to believe. Lemme see, have I got this straight?
 
Clinton awards Halliburton no-bid contract in Yugoslavia - good...
Bush awards Halliburton no-bid contract in Iraq - bad...
 
Clinton spends 77 billion on war in Serbia - good...
Bush spends 87 billion in Iraq - bad...
 
Clinton imposes regime change in Serbia - good...
Bush imposes regime change in Iraq - bad...
 
Clinton bombs Christian Serbs on behalf of Muslim Albanian terrorists -good...
Bush liberates 25 million from a genocidal dictator - bad...
 
Clinton invades Haiti and attacks Serbia without UN approval,congressional support or  public backing - good
Bush invades Iraq with UN approval andoverwhelming congressional support - bad
 
Clinton bombs Chinese embassy, some empty mud huts in Afghanistan, and apharmaceutical plant in Sudan  - good...
Bush bombs terrorist camps - bad...
 
Clinton commits many felonies while in office - good...
Bush lands on aircraft carrier in jumpsuit - bad...
 
Clinton says there are mass graves in Serbia - good...
Bush and entire world says WMD in Iraq - bad...
 
No mass graves found in Serbia - good...
No WMD found Iraq - bad...
 
Stock market crashes in 2000 under Clinton - good...
Recession under Bush - bad...
 
Clinton refuses to take custody of Bin Laden - good...
World Trade Centers fall under Bush - bad...
 
Clinton says Saddam has nukes - good...
Bush says Saddam has nukes - bad...
 
Clinton calls for regime change in Iraq - good...
Bush imposes regime change in Iraq - bad...
 
Terrorist training in Afghanistan under Clinton - good...
Bush destroys training camps in Afghanistan - bad...
 
Serbs who committed atrocities still free - good...
Saddam in custody - bad...
 
Ah, it's so confusing!